StreetLevel.Biz Writers Staff

Hey Guys - Listen Up!
by Shenequa Jones

We're sorry to have to break it to you, but unfortunately, some of your pornographic-erotic ideas don't always translate into real life ecstasy for us. Here are a few bedroom moves to strike from your repertoire before your next session.

Headboard banging, sheet tangling intercourse requires some maneuvering, but most women don't want to go through the entire Kama Sutra in one night. Switchibg positions every 10 seconds not only makes a woman feel like a circus performer, but can get in the way of her orgasm. We need a steady, continuous motion to build up the momentum to climax. We can't reach that when we're being twisted around like a human pretzal. We're all for trying out a couple of different configurations, but please give each position at least five minutes. Remember, you always have next time to try out the hanging from the ceiling move that you have been dying to bust out.

Yes, boobies can be fun to play with, but in the heat of the moment, you sometimes forget that our breast are capable of being as sensitive as, say your family jewels. In out words, handle them with care and keep the groping, grabbing, twisting and yanking to a minimum. You don't have to work them over like a hunk of pizza dough.

In theory, a whipped cream bikini sounds tasty, but putting anything edible south of her border could create some seriously unappetizing problems. Food like chocolate sauce and fruit change the pH levels in a woman's genitals, which can lead to infection. Also avoid anything alcoholic. It doesn't tingle...it burns! You can use any taste sensation or whatever sexy foods excite you anywhere above her waist though. Or find a flavored lube thats safe to use in her nether regions, Bon appetit!